There's a place where I can see Streams of beer flowing endlessly Where everything's sweet, freshly distilled And your glasses always stay filled Wouldn't you like to come with me? I'd love to share my fantasy Blow our livers into a thousand pieces We'll be off as soon as you say 'yes' Oh no way, they've got Osmo-Olut, the world's strongest beer! Aight, we're gonna get fucking wasted. In my dreams where I am free Where I never run out of beer Liquor stores may close at nine But here I can drink all night So come and grab yourself a glass Hangovers are a thing of the past Nothing costs a dime, drink up, you'll be fine We have reached paradise Beer, wine, whiskey and rum We'll drink every poison under the sun The higher the proof, the shorter my life But lemme at least be drunk when I die Nothing matters here In my dreams where I am free (I am free) Where I never run out of beer (Free and full of beer) Liquor stores may close at nine (I blame the Finnish government) But here I can drink all night

I won't let anything go to waste You're the chef, it's for you to taste Truly organic cooking Circular economy, recycling everything You know we can't afford to waste a thing Hard times mean we must get a little extreme Food and water are scarce, our money's running low So please remember the cup when you gotta go If you wanna eat Then you gotta shit We can only afford real food once a month And that's why Anything that leaves your body is going back in Discover yourself in this ritual of sin Foreign mass, out your ass Straight into that gaping mouth Liquids, gas, all you have A to B, the shortest route Out my anus and into yours Exchanging pus from our oozing sores It's good for you to learn some discipline Even by redigesting everything Breakfast comes out your bum Saving money by drinking cum Ever since I started this vegan diet I've been in a state of constantly shitting my pants over and over again. It's honestly negatively affected my life and I can't stop. Hard times create strong men Strong men drink their piss in silence This is war, don't complain We must make do with what we have Now eat or it goes back up your ass And once it leaves your body, it's going into me Normally we don't share so let me have this little treat Foreign mass, out your ass Straight into my gaping mouth Liquids, gas, all you have A to B, the shortest route Out your anus and into mine Bodily fluids of every kind If we stick together we'll be fine I'll glue my face to your behind Let it rip, I'll swallow it Just a little stretch and the Ouroboros of shit is complete

If you were to take a shit On your neighbor's door Get poisoned at the burger joint But still go back for more Would it be Out of fear, out of spite or out of pleasure? Out of fear, out of spite, out of pleasure When you want to take a piss On your neighbor's lawn Beaten half dead outside that bar Cos they just want you gone Was it still Out of fear, out of spite or out of pleasure? Out of fear, out of spite, out of pleasure Life's full of choices And all of yours are wrong Bad enough that you end up In my fucking song Out of fear, oh no Out of spite, mayhaps Out of pleasure, hell yeah It's always out of pleasure, isn't it? When you wire sixteen car batteries in parallel The alligator clips go on your genitals Please tell me would it be Out of fear, spite, pleasure I'm telling you now, I'm not attending your fucking funeral if you die from fragments of frozen horse semen slicing open your arteries. Like seriously, what the fuck? Out of fear, oh no Out of spite, mayhaps Out of pleasure, hell yeah It's always out of pleasure, isn't it?

Many myths still circulate What belongs and what doesn't on the plate But a sure-fire way to your demise Is eating some of that plant based rice Grotesque mutations are just the start Your lungs collapse, from your swelling heart Both arteries and synapses break Then your body really starts to change shape Where did it come from, no one knows A dark creation from below What was wrong with normal rice What made us seek this devilish vice Stay away Stay away from plant based rice Heed my warning or pay the price Not worth the risk of just one bite You'll die if you touch that shite Your third eye opens, you begin to see through time The universe is just a speck for your plant based mind Drift between the galaxies Should've sticked with Uncle Ben's offerings Listen to me, look into my eyes Never touch that fucking plant based rice It would surely spell the end of your life So hear these words and stay with me in the light Stay away Stay away from plant based rice Heed my warning or pay the price Not worth the risk of just one bite You'll die if you touch that shite Oh yes you fucking will Stay away from plant based rice Heed my warning or pay the price Not worth the risk of just one bite You'll die if you touch that shite

No visible curvature They're all just lying to you Refraction's a load of shit I've already proven it The sun's 3000 miles away The moon's light colder than the air The ISS a hologram on the firmament Man has never been to the moon Does NASA think that I'm a fool Space is just where they store the chemtrails The Bible's a science textbook I've got way more chromosomes than you And I know The lizards rule us all Shit is stored in the cheeks And it can be stored for weeks Pee is in the balls and there are Microchips in us all Food doesn't spoil on the floor That's just what you've been told They'll keep trying to hide these facts But I know the Earth is flat There were no dinosaurs Mud fossils of my balls They were planted there by freemasons The guys that framed Dave Ellefson Bush did 9/11 Hitler's alive in Yemen There's never been any evidence For a spinning ball It's density not fucking gravity Germ theory nothing but insanity There are dead foetuses in the polio vaccine Welcome to Australia, a land of endless beauty and mystery. But beneath the surface lies a dark chapter in the country's history - the Hair Loss War. The war began in the year 2032, sparked by a disagreement over the belief that all people should be bald. The faction known as the "Balding Brigade" believed that being bald would promote equality and convenience, while the opposing faction, led by the "Follicle Warriors," believed in the right to have hair and personal choice. On January 5th, 2033, the Balding Brigade, using advanced hair-removal technology and led by the elite Boomerang Corps, launched a surprise attack on the cities and towns of Australia, forcing people to shave their heads. They also deployed their secret weapon, the "Baldybots," autonomous machines designed to forcibly shave the heads of anyone who refused to comply. The Follicle Warriors, caught off guard, were quickly defeated and forced to retreat to the Outback. The Follicle Warriors, desperate to survive, turned to dark magic, summoning a giant "Hair Demon" to fight the Baldybots. The Balding Brigade also employed their own secret weapon, the Kangaroo Riders, a group of skilled riders that rode giant kangaroos trained in combat. Two private military companies were hired, the Cock n Ball Cowboys, and the Victoria Bitters, which only further stirred the pot. The war raged on for five years, with both sides suffering heavy casualties. Cities were destroyed, and hundreds of millions of people were killed or left bald. In 2035, a new hair restoration serum was developed, which was able to restore hair growth to even the most severe cases. It, however, brought little hope to the public, still terrified of the war rapidly showing signs of turning nuclear. The Balding Brigade, realizing the devastation caused by their actions, and the Follicle Warriors, following suite in the name of peace, both agreed to lay down their arms. The war officially ended on December 10th, 2037, with a treaty signed by both factions. The leaders of each, Hairless Harry of the Balding Brigade, and Bushbob Billiam of the Follicle Warriors, were publicly executed. Hair was surgically or magically restored to any willing victims, but many had already realized the conveniences of baldness. Hey guys, Steelrim here. It's all fucking lies. There's no globe, it's a flat plane. There's no space, no motion. If you squint hard enough you can see across the Atlantic Ocean. Don't fucking get me started on the 5G towers and GMOs. It's all a plot by the elite. You know, the fucking lizard people. They used Obama to erase government documents and all evidence of the mud flood. I ate the bat soup in Wuhan and it's perfectly safe. COVID was just a way to get us all microchipped. That's when they put live bees in your bloodstream. MK Ultra mind control beam, they're beaming Dr. Phil episodes backwards into my government controlled boypussy. Satanic messaging embedded into the visual spectrum. Reese's pee-nut butt-er cups, PEE, NUT, BUTT. Don't you think that's odd? LG TV reprogramming. 16 new channels. I just measured the temperature of the underworld, you know, the realm beneath the Earth? That's right, I stuck a laser thermometer up my ass and it showed 400 Fahrenheit. That proves that Hell is real and it's beneath us and they're all fucking lying, they're fucking lying to us. Shit is stored in the balls And lizard people rule us all Soon these magic men Will summon the Hair Demon again Food doesn't spoil on the floor That's just what you've been told They'll keep trying to hide these facts But I know the Earth is flat The Earth is not a ball it's totally flat It ain't a spinning ball, it's flat flat flat The cells on my marble brains, flat flat flat Just like my balls, flat flat flat I can't do basic math math math Lick my fucking balls you globehead rats Shane Dawson fucked his cat cat cat

I don't care at all 'Bout your morals or breaking the law Cos every day now is like a dream 君が側にいる限り They don't understand at all What it's like being all alone But now I've found you 俺たちは永遠に一緒にいる When I'm with you all my troubles disappear Nothing else matters when you are near Stroking your fur til the morning comes My ruptured prostate's a sign of our love 誰が何を言おうとも 俺の感情は変えられないよ と愛が純粋である限り 君の種族は関係ない 誰も俺を理解してくれない 家族ももう話してくれない でも愛し合っている間は) 君が馬であることも関係ない You cum like a fire hose Sweep me off my toes And as your love fills all my holes I remember that you're a horse 誰が何を言おうとも 俺の感情は変えられないよ と愛が純粋である限り 君の種族は関係ない 誰も俺を理解してくれない 家族ももう話してくれない でも愛し合っている間は) 君が馬であることも関係ない これが俺たちの愛だよ

When you peel back the skin I start screaming The pain is unbearable A feeling incomparable Remove the pinkish leaves Cut the stems so clean Trembling from ecstacy An unholy fantasy Slice open the flesh, reveal beneath The black and white, polkadot garden in me Mush to the touch, it hurts so much But I'm happy to share my most succulent parts with you My dick looks like a dragon fruit It's ripe and ready for you to consume Come on, have a little scoop It hurts when you poke it with a fork But that's what I wanted all along Come on, have a little bite The black seeds decorate the pale white flesh within this tropical treat That's my dragon fruit dick Sweet nectar secretes From its leafless tip And it's only for you to drink I wouldn't disagree And I too would like to see What would happen if we put it through a lemon squeezer That would be pretty cool cos My dick looks like a dragon fruit It's ripe and ready for you to consume Come on, have a little scoop It hurts when you poke it with a fork But that's what I wanted all along Come on, have a little bite Slice open the flesh, reveal beneath The black and white, polkadot garden in me It's throbbing for you, only seen by a few The more it hurts the more I'll spew My dick looks like a dragon fruit It's ripe and ready for you to consume Come on, have a little scoop It hurts when you poke it with a fork But that's what I wanted all along Come on, have a little bite The black seeds decorate the pale white flesh within this tropical treat That's my dragon fruit dick

Hear the tale of the stinking shit I laid on a sinking ship Was it sinking when I did Not too sure about that bit, oh Captain Monkus threw a fit Over my stinking shit Could no longer breathe onboard His ship called The Concord As he ordered me to clean Private Dumpty ran up here Said we're taking water in We're rapidly sinking Made our way down beneath the deck Or at least what still was left Captain told me, thinking fast "Spray the hole shut with your crap" I did as told and emptied my rectum Seeing what happened I prepared for a lecture My stinking shit bore right through the ship's hull The tiny leak grew into a waterfall Stinking shit, sinking ship This might be the end of me, and I've doomed us all The cap, he could take no more, loaded his flintlock, and to my horror, shot himself right between the eyes All the others have left, they took all the lifeboats I'm here all alone with my stinking shit Nothing but torture, this wretched life Born to shit, forced to wipe I stood aboard a couple of planks Left 'hind the ship before it sank A teardrop fell down my face All of the ship now claimed by the waves And the shit it stunk like you would not believe As it sunk beneath the restless sea But then I saw a little boat in the horizon No idea where the hell they could've come from Now at least my life might be spared I laid a shit as a form of fanfare Stinking shit, sinking ship Stinking ship, sinking shit As I hopped upon this raft I ripped a massive shart My saviours died right there Now I'm lost in the middle of nowhere Stinking shit, sinking ship Stinking ship, sinking shit Their shitty barge gave in underneath me I fucking drowned as I couldn't swim Now I'm a ghost, wandering the ocean Scaring sailors shitless, my devotion And my ghostly shits, they stink like ne'er before Stinking on and on and on and on...

The fun begins when your life is over My love grows stronger as your body gets colder Here with me no part is wasted I may be sick but you're too tasty to let go This is what I've been waiting for The day that you will breathe no more Death did not do us part, quite the opposite To do the honours, I truly am fortunate And my love remains I see your heart still beats for me As I plunge my meat into it Your cold rotting flesh makes me feel so warm inside Let my love fill up your insides You lay on my bed, ribcage open Organs in containers, frozen My beautiful, decomposing bride to be Cold and stiff but never dead to me Thanks to you I'm finally living my dream All of my darkest fantasies Oh there's so much more I want to do Let me savour what's still left of you I love remains... I can tell your brains still dream of us As I drape them over my nuts Thinking of the day you came into my life That's when I knew I would take your life

From the deepest, darkest depths of Hell, known as the internet, crawls forth horrors beyond cataclysmic proportions. This is merely a glimpse of the truly countless unspeakable terrors. Just a dreadful look into what humanity's truly capable of... Venture across the internet This wretched series of tubes Dredging past the pictures of cats and food Where only dare the fools One look and you'll understand One look and you can't go back What now lies before you Must've been conjured from the abyss The hellish dark that binds you Has you begging for release One look and you'll never be the same One look and you'll go insane So unreal it's got to be Dragons fucking cars Was careless, now I'm waist deep Up a dragon's arse So surreal it's got to be Dragons fucking cars Don't you fucking wish that you had Dragons up your arse My eyes are bleeding, my are brains on fire A soul destroying sight When did we let things get so dire Strayed from the light One look and you're under the spell One look and nothing can compare Dragons fucked my fucking car Dragons fucking cars Dragons fucking your mom Dragons fucking cars Dragons up your arse Dragons fucking cars Dragons fucking cars Your car's in for a hell of a repair bill So unreal it's got to be Dragons fucking cars Hard to believe that dragons are real And they're fucking my fucking car Doused in gasoline and they are Fucking your car Fire breathing cocks are Tearing apart your car And asshole And asshole And your asshole

Pain, hurt me more Beat me until I can no longer feel sore Blood, make me bleed All I want are flies covering me As I rot away in chains In this world where you can be Healed from almost anything Give me one good reason why You wouldn't want to break your spine Cast iron rings around my balls I'm fading away, my blood no longer flows Please insert Tubes up my anus, intravenous torture Only pain can make me feel pure My skin, all torn off But nothing is enough, for me Death, please Make it slow Over years, slowly crush my soul With my final breath I'll sing The shock collar tightens around my neck I've lost all feeling in my legs Don't mind the Swords in my rectum and shove a plectrum In my dick Normal life just makes me sick Funnel sewage in my asshole Steadily let it flow, into me This is where I want to be Toss me into a rosebush, destroy My esophagus, boil me alive In your arms I want to die Kick me in my flayed and tortured nuts And rip out my guts I'll always be begging for more Til I'm nothing but paste on your dungeon floor